View Comments. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/Yakuza0. The one in Kiwami 2 with the guys had diapers and the thing in his mouth I about lost it with laughter lol then Kiry says not my scene. If "Yes, we're a family" is chosen, Kiryu glorifies telephone clubs, noting that all the callers are working towards the same goal, making them, "in that context", one big family. One of Majima's substories has him rescue a politician named Taiyo for wanting to introduce a 3% sales tax throughout Japan, which would be the first of many, and familiar with anyone who's been to Japan and wondered why there's two separate prices for things in shops (one before tax, one after tax). It would've been great if the team added enemies on the way or made it similar to Yakuza 0 where the city became a battle ground. After relaying the correct password to the dealer, Kiryu walks away feeling victorious. Saki realizes she's been working for. Kiryu meets a beaten foreign woman named Samantha in an alley. Well... And this is chronologically the first Dynamic Intro in the series, mind you. I bought Yakuza 0 last year and I thought it was dreadfully dated. Yakuza 0 cranks it Up to Eleven. Dojima's men spot a man dressed exactly like Kiryu, they beat the shit out of him not because of the confusion but because they thought he was pranking them. Whenever Kiryu sees his car fly off the track or get lapped, he strikes the most melancholic pose like a Saturday morning cartoon protagonist who watches as he suffers a loss against his opponent. Who knows, maybe this franchise stays that way while Judgement is the new brawler. Afterwards, Miracle ends it with his special dance finisher (kick, spin, and pose), with Kiryu imitating it perfectly. I like how they did a unique soundtrack for that one substory. Bacchus, being an American who is currently living in Japan, doesn't exactly have the firmest grasp on Japanese. 11 comments. Where Kazuma-kun has to beat the little girl's dad at Pocket Circuit to prove he's not a pervert. Except it turns out he went through all that just to satisfy his curiosity and learn what the password was, and, Kiryu has a fortune teller tell him about his future in a substory, and he's anything but excited at the idea of. Basic etiquette he himself had to learn from Oda not two hours ago. Yakuza 0 Yakuza 0 00:00 - 1:41:52 Highlights: Majima has a little inner monologue moment Majima has a little inner monologue moment 1:15:58 - 1:16:53 by TurboMan Majima learns Makoto's story Majima learns Makoto's story 38:01 - 39:31 by treddle Salt free face Salt free face 1:09:55 - 1:13:16 by Konstantin Majima's. "Rouge of Love" in particular stands out for nearly bringing Mad Dog Majima to the surface. Oda, Before the meeting, when the two meet each other outside the cafe, Oda briefly berates Kiryu over his choice of suit, saying that he'd told Kiryu to pick something businesslike. At some point, Kiryu is challenged by a little girl named Mika who promises to become his girlfriend if he could beat her. I'm replaying Kiwami 2 now but on Xbox and I really miss the wacky characters in Yakuza 0. Nishiki immediately calls him out on it. As such, he describes Kamoji as a, While it happens during a tense scene, there's something, When the High-Tech Land Sega girls challenge Kiryu and Majima to beat their best scores in. before lecturing the girl on kinkshaming people who are into girls' used underwear. Majima then asks why Youda hired her as a hostess and what kind of women he's hiring. As some Youtube comments point out, when Majima presents. Majima's reaction, on the other hand, is "Holy shit! He eventually comes to the conclusion that, When Majima gets to the place, he sees Jo Amon deciding what. Bear in mind, in said phone call, Nishitani tells the police of a "madman with a knife" which refers to himself, but since Nishitani can be fought after earning the Mad Dog style (where Majima makes liberal use of the Demonfire Dagger), Kiryu and Majima learn their fighting styles by watching other people and becoming inspired. Marina's not too pleased. If there is one thing Yakuza is mainly known for, it is for its wackiness. When talking at the telephone club, one of the questions the mystery caller asks is how big Kiryu's family is. The Tax Lady substory continues Kiryu's tradition of running into eccentric characters. Before that, he's forced to press himself up against the wall so she doesn't bump into him, with her missing him by just a couple of inches. The business meeting with Yamanoi in chapter 5: Oda explains away Kiryu's familiarity with the Yakuza: If you miss the button prompt when giving Yamanoi your business card. In a more meta sense, the trophy you get after watching an erotic video? 0. After Majima beats him, Ryuji swears he won't rest until he steals his pants too. Really most of Kato's dialogue can be this. Often times when Majima goes to check out a rival club, he'll be accompanied by some of the girls. Brawling was the most boring for me, just mashing buttons and almost no challenge. When I think about it,the sidequests in the original Yakuza 1 and 2 were fairly mundane for the most part. Let it be known that even though Yakuza: Like A Dragon no longer is a pure brawler like the rest of the series, it still packs a punch. Kiryu's quick to point out that Oda isn't one to talk with his own flashy getup, to which Oda reacts like he. "Samantha's in trouble. During the act, Mauri gets more flustered than she should be and tries to jump Kiryu's bones right there, with him trying to fight her off. The moment you can complete kiryu's estate minigame in chapter 6 - invest a little bit CP you should have into real estate. From adult babies to an army of crawfish, here are some of the weirdest moments in Yakuza: Like a Dragon. Yakuza: Like a Dragon stars Ichiban Kasuga who's been betrayed so he goes on an epic quest to seek revenge and unravel the mystery as to why he was double-crossed. There are also the two amazing animal moments: Haruka protecting Kiryu when Jingu is about to shoot him is another great moment. After Kiryu defeats the second of the elites, Harumi the Professor, he says some flattering things that, After Kiryu defeats the three elites, he's challenged by the fastest racer in all of Kamurocho: Pocket Circuit Fighter himself, who declares that if Kiryu wins, he'll be given, Early in the substory Kiryu muses that there is even intrigue among little kids when he realises three of them are in a, One of Kiryu's sidequests starts with a boy waiting in line for a hot new RPG that's essentially a, Another Kiryu sidequest finds our hero witnessing a dominatrix try, and fail, to please her patron due to being an overly polite. The reward for completing this substory? Yakuza 2 / Yakuza Kiwami 2; Yakuza: Dead Souls; Yakuza 5; Yakuza 0; Yakuza 6; Yakuza: Like a Dragon; General. Fullscreen. Near the end of Chapter 4, Majima manages to help Makoto escape from the Yakuza forces hunting for her, hiding in a back alley. The somewhat Innocently Insensitive comments she makes when her boss, who Majima is there to kill, walks in are rather funny too. Even funnier is how the story ends. Your choices are "Kazuma Kiryu", "Judgement Kazzy"... and, One of the substories that can get on are is the one where you buy a porn magazine for a kid. Press J to jump to the feed. It becomes a, The Obatarian can later be recruited as a Gold hostess. This pose can be immortalized as a golden statue in Kiryu's office after defeating the Five Billionaires. "...I did it for the Trophy. Not to mention, he's built like a varsity high school football player. During the fight between Majima and Nishikiyama, Reina will throw a Staminum X for Nishiki to use. Check out this Yakuza 0 Goro Majima Substories Guide to find and complete them all. Majima's is especially hilarious: he's clad in nothing but shoes and underpants, his text box introduces him as "Walking Erection", and he can optionally be seen doing a hilariously weird dance in the Odyssey club before his first appearance, which is bound to leave first-time players in stitches. Sponsored by SEGA. He'll often be peeking from behind a lamppost, while the girls stand out in plain sight and aren't concerned about being seen. The leader angrily yells at them to get an ambulance and not waste time with that useless "healing ritual". The Yakuza franchise always embraces the weird and wonderful, with side quests and bizarre activities aplenty. As a sign of intimidation, Awano shoots the woman and makes it clear that he is a person to not be messed with. And she was a porn star as well so you bet Kiryu was real excited. lol, And the one in Kiwami 2 where they make him a voice actor for a gay eroge. He has his own set of substories for you to find and complete. One of the first questions you can ask the first (male) interviewee is "What color is your underwear?" ... Quite frankly I would never again buy a Yakuza game. 0:00. Call the cops on himself to get Majima to fight back. Haven't bothered doing the math on what percentage that is. For each of them, Kiryu's reaction is "That's rad!" Marui, a tax fraud investigator for the government organization Marusa, recruits Kiryu to help her investigate his neighbour. When Kiryu befriends the girl at Sega, and she would give him "the ride of his life" if he beats her score at outrun. One of Majima's sidequests involves him infiltrating a cult to rescue someone's daughter. Yakuza 0 Goro Majima Substories Guide Following his defeat, the club's top hostess Chika joins them, everyone is excited to have her on board, and head inside to celebrate their victory with drinks. Even better is the statue cost ten billion, roughly what Dojima invested in the redevelopment project scheme. Kiryu could have refunded him into dropping the plan but preferred a golden statue. Comment. Feb 13, 2019 - Yakuza 0 Kuze boss fight (2nd encounter) on PS4 Pro in 1080p 60fps. His followers barge into the room and attempt to "heal him through their healing ritual", which was nothing more than kneeling before him doing those dumb prayer gestures. The ladies he meets are total ganks who immediately lust for him, much to his horror. Every time they made fun of yuki. I played Yakuza 0 and the most fun (imo) came from the story, sidequests, the funny humor and the absurd amount of minigames. RELATED: 10 Things We Wish We Knew Before Starting Yakuza: Like A Dragon That in itself would make for a completely serious scene... were it not for the, If you have a dark sense of humor, Kiryu's confrontation with Hiroki Awano, immediately after Kiryu's grueling second fight with Kuze, would fit the bill. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Also Munacho trying to bed Iori Ogawa by seducing her to a cult only to ger cockblocked and Majima nearly getting to bang a JAV actress through toilet talk had he waited a bit longer, When they kept zooming at the crotches I lost it. (Image credit: Deep Silver) Though people only seem to remember the 'dildo bat', this is a game that thrives in both broad, goofy nonsense and a sprinkling of quieter character moments. The best part is that this works during cutscenes too, so you can, During Kiryu's second conversation with Bacchus, the former asks the latter what Kamoji does for a living. Especially when they forgot her on the roof. He tries to fool her into thinking he's not a thief, but she's not convinced. The fact that as a kid, Ryuji Goda beat up high school punks and took off with their bontan pants. From serious to ridiculous, featuring funny side quests, fun side activities, combat that feels good, and a pretty good story. if felt like a really old game ..a bad really old game. Later on, when you come back to him he's surrounded by an audience. Two words: Mr. Libido. Perhaps most ludicrously, this basically confirms the money you can see flying out of the people you're beating is. A similar sidequest features Kiryu dealing with a popular Yanki band who ask for Kiryu's help because they have a Q&A and aren't remotely close to how they present themselves. Yakuza 0 is a beat em up with a lot to offer. Upon completing Yuki's training, Majima and Youda learn that she's seeing someone outside of work, and while Majima's bummed at the idea she's gotten a boyfriend so quickly, they both fear it's someone duping her and taking advantage of her. Yakuza: Like A Dragon - 5 Ways Ichiban Is Better Than Kiryu (And 5 Reasons Fans Want Kiryu Back) ... Share Share Tweet Email. She tells him that the man who makes her work the "sexy, One of Kiryu's substories has him roped into going to a telephone club in order to deal with a woman who is confusing the club's clientele and driving off business. All is well, except for the fact that they all forgot about Yuki, who's been tied up above the club the whole time. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from email@example.com. Saying that the dance itself plus the audience apathy towards the dance is hilarious is an understatement. Nishiki points out that Kiryu's beginning to sound like a "responsible salaryman," to which Kiryu insists it's merely basic etiquette. The woman calling in offers to do a favor to Kiryu's ". Basically any karaoke song you do with Majima counts as this. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Any of the "successful" calls on a bad line is this, once Kiryu manages to score a meeting with the woman on the line. ", The Mew Shoes turn your footsteps into a cat's mews. Kiryu seems torn at first, until he tracks down the buyer and tries to get it from him. (you don't need maximum, buying 2-3 financial grades are enough) Also invest into bottomless stomach with both kiryu and majima to get even more CP from eating all food everywhere. Majima takes offense that she assumes he is just a violent thug, but concedes that is what happened. Yakuza 0 is an action-adventure video game developed and published by Sega.It is the sixth main entry in the Yakuza series and a prequel to the original game.It was released for PlayStation 3 and PlayStation 4 in Japan in March 2015, and in North America and Europe for PlayStation 4 in January 2017. Imo the most annoying parts are: mahjong, cat fights, 4-5 climax challenges ( RNG shit), dance battle against disco king/queen (submission). Majima's introduction as the owner of a lavish Cabaret, taking several beatings and Heat Actions from Kiryu, being used multiple times as a glorified door opener, suffering several blows to head, having his face slammed into a urinal hard to enough to break it, and, Kuze simply slamming his head against the floor, and the kidnapper apparently didn't think to use it, forgot why he even wanted the password in the first place. I'm glad they turned it into an JRPG. However, Kiryu dismisses his action and leaves the club, making him. Yakuza 0 - The glitz, glamour, and unbridled decadence of the 80s are back in Yakuza 0. Additionally during said fight, Nishiki will throw Majima onto the bartop...and Reina will ready a bottle to. The most hilarious part is the lengths Majima has to go to distract the audience. During the Club Venus challenge, Kanehara has Yuki kidnapped the whole time, and everyone's concerned about her whereabouts. #ign. hahaha, The one where he gets the password for the weapon dealer had a good sense of humor. Majima's inner thoughts sum it up best: One of Majima's Substories is him befriending a street performer, whose act is just being a statue. The "Super Spicy Knife", capable of setting enemies on fire -, During the phone conversation with the kidnapper, since Kiryu thinks he talking to a customer he says a couple of flirty lines. I lost it at that. Though Kiryu loses horribly to the Prince of Pop, he's given a reward. ... truly one of the saddest moments in all of the yakuza games. After coming to PS4 earlier in the year, Yakuza 0 is now available on PC, and if you haven’t already discovered by reading our review, it’s bloody good. Majima might have his violent side toned down but depending on your choices in substories you can see he kept his goofy attitude. You didn't think running a Cabaret Club as a one-eyed man wouldn't be without its comical moments, did you? Picking the wrong prompts in the Telephone Club sidequest can make Kiryu sound. In the same substory, Youda keeps hammering that there's no way a plain flat-chested girl like Yuki could get a boyfriend and it's clearly a scam. When Kiryu decides to hire an extra employee to lighten the workload, Marina insists that he put his glasses on so that he doesn't scare the interviewee. Yakuza 0 - In your opinion, what's the funniest sub-story in the game? It will hit players in the feels and in the funny bone plus it will become addictive. Nugget joins your Real Estate team as a manager, Kiryu finds a shady-looking man named Kitajima in an alley who offers to sell him the finest quality mushrooms, which is, Pocket Circuit Racing, an activity primarily enjoyed by children which became. Kiryu trying to avoid being seen by a whole horde of ladies as he tries to buy an adult magazine for a kid in a vending machine located in an alleyway. They end up following her throughout town, peeking on her from a distance the entire time in a. Kiryu was the, In one of Kiryu's substories, he comes across two people making a shady deal, but the dealer won't say a thing to him unless he knows the password. Considering that the description "a well-built man wearing glasses" can also apply to, During the "Help Wanted" substories, Kiryu has to interview prospective employees for his real estate side-business. The announcer has a brief. It's silly, but something about Kiryu going into a burger joint and having them order a pizza for him is just perfectly absurd. Just curious what are your favorites, I personally loved Miracle johnson sub-stories, never laughed so hard in my life, so simple yet creative. Kiryu's postcard substory involves him coming up with a pen-name before he writes in. 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